helloitsangela:

So I’m reading Tina Fey’s book and she did this section where she replied to negative comments from the internet and this response was just so brilliant I had to share
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helloitsangela:

So I’m reading Tina Fey’s book and she did this section where she replied to negative comments from the internet and this response was just so brilliant I had to share

theclearlydope:

Why you trippin’ Jackée? 

synecdoche:

today Jackée manually retweeted me to make it seem like i called her #iconic. i don’t know what’s happening here.

"I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt."
THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via theflowershop)